Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":

"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle

by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008

37 cent solution

Nickname for a handgun bullet.... In other words the cost of solving any problem. So named for the the price of a good bullet.

I reckon all we need to resolve this issue is a 37 cent solution.

by REVROCK May 18, 2011

9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012