"ZOMFG, last night when you ninja'd me and then i got omicroned? that was amazing."
"I know right. Shanks."
"I know right. Shanks."
by k. pizzle July 1, 2006

A homemade weapon usually made out of old crap lying around like broken glass or metal. A shank usually is only for stabbing and has no cutting edge (like a dart, but a lot bigger and more dangerous).
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.
"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.
I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Hardly anybody else I've asked says this is true, though. Must be a southern thing as far as I know. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.
As a verb shank means to stab somebody to death with a shank, with quick short motions to the area just below the ribs.
-In both of these senses shiv means the same thing.
"Shank" can also be used in golf to describe a terrible slice or duff resultant from the club head not centered on the ball during the swing. Also a verb.
I've also heard from a guy in NC that they use "shank" to mean pantsing where he lives. Hardly anybody else I've asked says this is true, though. Must be a southern thing as far as I know. Usually they yell "shank" as they pull down the pants.
-I crafted a shank and shanked this guy in prison.
-Ahh! I shanked that drive!
-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.
-Ahh! I shanked that drive!
-"SHANK!" he yelled as he pantsed Robert.
by dhonker June 11, 2006

by Chris Murphy September 4, 2003

by Pirate Princess Kylie May 21, 2005

1. to have intenst sexual intercourse with someone that you admire (i.e. "Daammnn he was lookin so right, I wanted to shank him like crazy")
2. to want to hurt/kill someone in a brutal fashion (i.e. "If he talks to me one more time, I will shank his ass!!"
2. to want to hurt/kill someone in a brutal fashion (i.e. "If he talks to me one more time, I will shank his ass!!"
by *Daron's Baklava* November 12, 2003

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.
I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.
by James Ryder June 12, 2011

1)a knife
2)to cut or stab a person with a knife
3)to harmfully hit a person; to badly hit a ball, esp. in baseball or volleyball
4)to spank
2)to cut or stab a person with a knife
3)to harmfully hit a person; to badly hit a ball, esp. in baseball or volleyball
4)to spank
by chya1254 December 28, 2005
