what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"
"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"
"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"
by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.
by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.
by milkman234 April 20, 2024

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

by bluea May 7, 2024

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.
by Dr Based Male Sigmius (PhD) May 23, 2025
