Skin Merchant

Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)

Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."

by H&Estain February 25, 2011

Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".

"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality

by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017

cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts

watch clerks savages!!!!

by Jay October 1, 2003

Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

by Egberto Carlos February 1, 2022

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 3, 2008

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Larry Merchant

HBO Boxing commentator who is usually drunk by the time the main event is on. He is biased as hell, but is a very funny and likable person. Many fans believe he is homosexual and his past commentarites sugges that he takes it up the ass!

Larry Merchant takes it up the ass!

by Boxing Fan July 2, 2009