kris

stink ass skank

She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris

by t.pf October 20, 2008

kris

Keltic region in Spain

The attractive Galicia area is a Kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'

1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"

by Rshelps November 11, 2008

kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

A Kris

A Kris is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures.

hey look theres a kris

by trash :> June 16, 2019

Kris

Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches

Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out

by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019