by Athingything October 9, 2021
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Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
by MissClover September 19, 2022
Get the Cason Gardner mug.This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
by MissClover September 19, 2022
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Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
by MissClover September 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Cason Gardner mug.The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
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‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’
‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’
‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’
‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’
by ganonboar April 11, 2022
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