Flat

(noun) A person at a party or Social event that remains sobber as all other people are on a high of extreme alcohol consumption

"I was the only one flat there"
"We were the only flat ones"
"Nah I was flat"
"Better than just having us three flat"

by Andy and Michael May 6, 2006

Flat

Being Flat Down Below, Having No Genitals And Being A Fag

Name Starting With P And Ending With N Flat

by PlooutionSux August 3, 2012

Flat

Neither a penis, nor vagina. Simply a flat landscape and skin where the genitals should be located. They are commonly located on small, non manly males, that are laughed at it high school.

That kid is a pussy, he has a flat.

by mack3107 August 3, 2010

flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

by Timmy February 18, 2005

Flats

A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.

1. 'Shut up, you flats!'
2. 'Ahh, your such a flats!'
3. 'Shut the flats up!'

by Shaqman February 21, 2007

Flat

FLAT - A day that is not good but not too bad. A day that was just so so with no big events. A boring day. chill.

It's been a flat day.

by Bdanz January 17, 2009

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023