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conspiracy on the big gay 

What if we're all born with the Big Gay and some people just get over it eventually.
Person 1 : Have you read my conspiracy on the big gay, its marvelous
Person 2 : Heck yeah! You're so right, and to be honest i can feel the Big Gay inside me right now ;)
Person1 : well thats a big yikes from me DAWG!
Person2: Well no offence but islam is a religion of peace.
Person1: Understandable, have a wonderful day
Person2: Too late now, My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios. 

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament 

Year after year in the Big East mens basketball tournament gamblers frequently are perplexed by the outcomes of the some of the games. A simple theory can be followed to help you handicap the games in the tournament -- pick the team with the most relevant player(s) from New York City. This theory is derived from Levance Fields, a point guard on the Pittsburgh Panthers basketball team who led his team to a Big East Championship in 2008. He grew up in Brooklyn, NY and played at Xaverian High School and hit big shot after big shot to lead Pitt to a Big East Crown.
In 2011, Kemba Walker from the Bronx, New York led Connecticut to a Big East Title by winning 5 games in 5 days. Kemba was the most relevant player in the Big East Tournament and led his team to not only 5 straight victories but also 5 straight wins against the spread thus proving the Levance Fields Theory of the Big East Tournament.

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone 

To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

The best out of the big three 

Always being number 1 in every category and
Being peak fiction
Naruto is the best out of the big three