Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?

Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)

Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Boyne Bakery Fire

when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it

that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'

by Rachael Furgeson August 2, 2023

Tropical Bakery

Baked Goods sold on Wuhu Island.

I love the tropical bakery.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Bakery

A bakery is a urban code word that people use to commit a robbery

Aye bro, what kind of cake they got at that bakery down the street?

by Unknownheadassery304 April 13, 2019

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by PYARIS BAKERY October 20, 2020