dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

have the ass

To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.

I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.

by Steve_M July 5, 2008

kick of the ass

When a new piece of equipment is so good and so cutting edge that the term state of the art doesn't do it any justice.

Check out this kick of the ass warp core I built in my shed

These new 10,000 microfarad flux capacitors are really kick of the ass. Back in my day they didn't even have 100uF ones

by towel404 December 26, 2009

Fuck me right in the ass hole

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"

by fuck me right in the ass hole July 20, 2016

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

pain in the ass

A task, often bureaucratic, that is more difficult than it needs to be.

Now I need three forms of ID and a copy of my electric bill just to renew my driver's license? What a pain in the ass!

My headlight fuse burned out. Changing it was a real pain in the ass because I had to take apart half the dashboard to get to the fuse panel.

by fax4voice3 March 8, 2014

Froged in the ass

To get the high ground on someone in a video game or any sort of game but they turn out to be way better than you and they then proceed to beat/kill you.

Froged in the ass:
Dude, I was playing FortNite Battle Royal and I was in the last 5 alive and some guy totally froged me in the ass and I lost.

by RackyRollie December 7, 2017