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Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009
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Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
by Name here please March 19, 2021
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tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans
Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?
by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021
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sac of tadpoles

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!
by elbow noodle April 30, 2014
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white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot
i made my woman do a white tadpole last night
by christophorus August 5, 2011
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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
mugGet the tadpole petting zoomug.

Tadpoled

A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.
Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019
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