When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick
by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 9, 2012

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.
by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
by JDubz October 23, 2006

by Rob Marconi August 31, 2007

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.
by alex[tptf] March 4, 2008

Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011
