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Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick
"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"
by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009
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Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 9, 2012
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Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.
Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.
by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010
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Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
by JDubz October 23, 2006
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sloppy joe

To suck the loose stool out of one's anus.
There was no toilet available, so he asked her to give him a sloppy joe.
by Rob Marconi August 31, 2007
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sloppy joe

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.
Aw man! i was getting blown by michele and she gave me a sloppy joe
by alex[tptf] March 4, 2008
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Sloppy Joe

When two girls are scissoring and their beef touches
Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011
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