When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.
Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.
Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.
by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023
Get the Rattlesnakemug. Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.
The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
Get the Texas Rattlesnakemug. George: I just had to take the longest dump ever.
Norman: How long?
George: It was a Rattlesnake.
Maya: Ew, guys, gross.
Norman: How long?
George: It was a Rattlesnake.
Maya: Ew, guys, gross.
by Angelina Stewart February 4, 2023
Get the Rattlesnakemug. A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the Rattlesnake Bill's eliminimentmug. The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.
Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”
Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”
Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake”
Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”
Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake”
by King richie the third June 27, 2024
Get the Rattlesnakemug. When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.
Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.
by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017
Get the Rattlesnakemug. by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022
Get the Rattlesnake Hammockmug.