hj over the pants

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants

man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.

by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009

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Hand(s) down the pants

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

by TheD0nald August 22, 2011

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kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 27, 2002

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over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.

Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.

by Aaron540 October 3, 2013