monster

an energy drink that is extremley sugary

1: hey bro hand me my MONSTER
2: no its way to sugary

by robo arm May 19, 2020

Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior

She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"

by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019

monster

makilyn's forehead

makilyn has a monster forehead.

monster

by fat forehead May 15, 2019

The Monster

The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.

Man, she's got some butt ugly friends. We need to call Joe. He's the monster.

by AngryCanadian October 19, 2006

Monster

Monster: A game in which the guy is the monster, and if he catches the girl, he gets to eat her. Get her permission to play first.

We played Monster last night, and she lost. We both had fun.

by THE RHP December 25, 2010

MONSTER

Far beyond the normal or proper degree of.

1. d00d: That bitch got some nice tittays. I'd sex the bejeesus outta those.
mang: Shit. I'd MONSTER R0MP that.

2. d00d: Did you bang her hard?
mang: Mang! I MONSTER R0MPED that bitch.

by Furious Masturbater April 07, 2004

MONSTER

An amazing rock/metal band that was created in Wall, NJ in 2008. The band has insane guitar solos, virtually impossible drum licks, and bizarre time signatures that would impress even Dream Theater. They are also currently releasing an EP. Their style is a mixture of Metallica, AIC, RHCP, RATM, Tool, and Megadeth. While most of the time they play metal heavily rooted in the 80's, some of their songs also incorporate aspects such as rap-metal, and just simple rock music from the 90's and today. Known for extremely technical songs, the musicians are all of high skill level and with the departure of their first singer, they are seeking a new vocalist that can "destroy all other singers," and a suitable rhythm guitarist (considering that most of their songs require backing guitar or harmonized solos.) Fans and critics alike hail them as the "next Metallica, but with more difficult songs."

"Fuck, our song is only seven minutes long!" -MONSTER
"Why is my amp turned down to eight...??? Who the hell did this?"-Guitarist of MONSTER
"Shit, was the verse in 13/8 or 15/16 time???"-Drummer of MONSTER

by MONSTERfan January 06, 2009