Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

lazer dim 700

One of the best upcoming rappers, but can't play with RC cars in peace

Person 1 "You seen Lazer Dim 700 got arrested?"
Person 2 "He did? For what?"
Person 1 "Playing with a rc car in public."

by MarcusTooSwaggy February 9, 2024

Lazer james

It may be a group of hackers who plan on bringing bco to their knee's or it could be the guy who brought down titanfall2 nobody really knows

Lazer james was here

by Lazer james August 2, 2021

lazer dim 700

best rapper ever

Man i love lazer dim 700

by deblolz July 25, 2024

lazer dim 700

Popular atlanta rapper, known for his spelling, whimsical lyrics, and unique flow.

Person 1: Say li twan, have u heard that new Lazer dim 700?
Person 2: No I haven't!

by MarcusTooSwaggy March 18, 2024

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011