Juke

When you're really turned on and disgusted at the same time, and jizz/puke out of your mouth.

Coined by the College Humor staff in their video Juke as part of their All Nighter: III

Dan: "I juke whenever I watch two girls one cup"
Matt: "So do I! I mean the girls are so hot, but its so disgusting at the same time... its hard not to juke"

by waitzsauce December 12, 2009

juking

to be dancing at a very hot club

We were juking last night when the 50-Cent song came on

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Juking

To stab with a stabbing instrument, like a knife, or sharp weapon.

Conan the Barbarian was juking some dude with his sword---no pity, man!

by wildwoman2 June 27, 2009

juke

To juke is to sell or slang drugs on the streets

I don't work for my money i juke on the set

by corndawg321 December 17, 2009

JUKED

When a man ejaculates while having great sex with a pleasing woman. He has an orgasm before he wants to because he is too excited to hold back from excitement.

Man, she was so fine and she was so good in bed that she juked me before I knew it.

by ClassySassy June 27, 2005

juke

a phone that sounds racist and dirty.

ex1: "dude, i just got a juke!"
"awesome!"

ex2: "like my juke?"
"fuck you, asshole."

by jefffffffffff yo. November 26, 2007

juke

Juke is what you call you're buddy, Juke is what you call you're friend. Takes the place of a friends name. Used most often in rural areas.

Hey Juke
What's up Juke

by FMO March 31, 2006