john is the sexiest guy that you will ever meet and he loves girls and he will treat any girl right. John has a huge penis and he can satisfy any woman . He is tall and athletic and he has the most perfect skin. Find a boy named John and keep him Ladies. And sometimes has friends name Cash.
by @sexy.com February 27, 2019
John is a quiet kid, who feels insecure about his looks, has trouble talking to the girl he likes because he doesn’t want to screw things up and make them hate him and because of this he gets anxious about talking to them, and has a bad mindset of “if I don’t talk to them, I can’t screw things up,” is usually an introvert and suffers from depression and amongst other mental issues, the things that are always on his mind are death, getting wasted and the girl he likes, John will usually hide his mental issues, because he doesn’t want to burden others with them, he usually does or says things that others will call him edgy for, but only ever behind his back, his friends would 100% try to help him if they knew about his mental issues, so if you know a John you should talk to them to make sure they’re okay
Person 1: who’s that edgy kid over there?
Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John
Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense
Person 2: oh that edgelord? His name is John
Person 1: Ah, that makes more sense
by Angsty teenage XY chromosome December 12, 2018
A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
by 2 Peters = John August 13, 2015
An infinitely talented and multi-faceted individual. This creature tends to avoid j0ck-like activities such as drugs, alcohol and sports, but he is a hidden gem of wonderful fun. He is a, generally, level headed person but when the pressure builds up and he has to make a choice again thats when things get tricky. Overall a 'John' is a great man that anyone would be lucky to meet at least once in their ephemeral lives.
did you see John the other day? he rolled the dice and got two sixes...hes the fucking man! i love him!
by jacketoes December 13, 2010
John is a boy who has depression, he is caring. He realizes his mistakes in the world. If he were to die, he'd come back as a doggo. He loves sports, soccer and baseball. He's tall and has tanish skin, brown hair and brown eyes, he weighs the average for his age. When he loses friends from mistakes, he makes new ones and they're better. So overall John's life sucks but he gets through it everyday. This is John.
by Archy_Subb June 8, 2020
A honest guy, you can't help but fall in love with. He's hilarious and can handle your crazy. Most beautiful eyes you'll ever see, and the nicest man you can ever have
by Catalan January 29, 2017
by KDGD April 28, 2017