The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident”

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

The Stiizy incident of 2012

When a young man passed his 4-year-old sister a Stiizy and she shat all over the new car seat, so the car was covered in a vomit-weed scent

Dude, don't give that shit to your sister, don't you remember the Stiizy Incident of 2012?!

by Stiizmaster115 January 20, 2022

The Niamh Incident

An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.

It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart

CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY

ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW

CHARLIE: my pants are brown

Archie: you da G

by THE AMERICAN GEEZA November 22, 2022

The Høgh Incident

The time when Høgh, realized how beautiful true love is <3

"This was a wonderful night" - Person 1
"Yea fr, it was like "The Høgh Incident" - Person 2

by Skovgaard_ January 27, 2023

The Toothbrush Incident

A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.

“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”

“What’s that?”
“I don’t want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”

by literally done September 29, 2022

the pants incident

when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"

amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006