Racism of the Gaps

\ ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm əv t͟hə ˈgaps \ (noun)

The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.

Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)

by Green Gordon June 29, 2020

Racism of the gaps

The claim that all currently unexplained disparities between two given groups or individuals, must be caused by racism.

Inspired by the God of the gaps argument.

Titania McGrath: French-Americans average salary is lower than that of Russian-Americans. I don’t know why, so it must be because of racism.

James Lindsay: That is the «Racism of the gaps» argument.

by Bill deGrasse Nyeson June 19, 2020

Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.

When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.

by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020

hit the gaps

This is a polite way of telling somebody to fuck off .

Mate hit the gaps you don't have a chance.

by Luna rae May 16, 2018

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by asdf December 5, 2003

the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

Fill in the gaps

When it’s rush hour traffic and cars are desperately trying to get into the lane you’re in. You fill in the gaps and do no favours for them, as they never for you.

Tyrones head: “come on, Tyrone, fill in the gaps. Don’t let the white man in.”
Tyrone: “come on you asshole!, I’m letting you in!”

by kid slicc October 17, 2018