Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

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Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside

Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”

by Footerhouse November 4, 2022

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play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022

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Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
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"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

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FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.

Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis

by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022

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