Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

by stryfes13 December 8, 2013

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"

The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!

by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009

Conch

A better word for saying something is cringe.

"That guy's so conch! He likes Genshin Impact!"

by RadicalTrousers December 7, 2021

conch

a tropical marine mollusc with a robust spiral shell which may bear long projections and have a flared lip

Blow out forcefully through your lips, causing them to vibrate. Use your stomach muscles to blow the air out of your lungs through your mouth, keeping your lips close together. Your lips should vibrate slightly, causing the conch to make a noise like a horn.

by bluestinger66 January 24, 2023

Conch

A slur used to refer to someone who’s a punk or a bitch

Jayden’s girlfriend cheat on him and he still took her bad he’s a conch.

by MoeshaBell January 9, 2022

Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.

Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....

by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011