call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."

I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.

by McDeac March 5, 2015

shotgun the boss

A term used when playing the game destiny and doing a strike, raid or any other activity that involves killing a boss at any point throughout. If someone shotguns the boss then they are Kentucky fried fucks who don't know how to play the game. To shotgun the boss you have to run up to the boss close enough to be melee attacked and shoot them once with a shotgun, as a result of this, death. If someone does this then they are not a team player and only want to get kills

"Hey Callum, liams running out to shotgun the boss again, shall we leave him."

"that sounds like a good idea lets ask Ethan if he wants to do this instead."

by mass debate October 17, 2015

Mootoo the boss

Triangle professional, u get the girls, but then get friendzoned hard. U r acc so bad at overwatch but atleast u respect the daddy torb, coz hes daddy.

He also likes beating kids that r jept in tobys basement (even tho he doesnt have a basement)

Girl1: omg mattie (mootoo the boss) popped up in dm
Girl2: same
Girl3:same!! He told me his fetish for feet and triangles
Girl1: ew
Girl2:Well imma friend zone him then

by Gamergirl69999 December 31, 2019

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management

120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

Who’s The Boss?

Angela

According to extensive research done by Abed Nadir in the show Community, Angela is the boss.

Who’s The Boss? Angela. Abed drove the professor crazy after proving that Angela was the boss.

by MamaRizRiz42069 February 19, 2021