bible

Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.

My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!

by greyseraph December 10, 2008

The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

the bible

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)

jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bible

according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'

oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....

by poptart September 22, 2005

bible

a code word for a pipe to smoke out of

Do you have your bible? I got the weed!

by jazmine hower October 23, 2007