skill issues

evan has skill issues he is bad at fortnite

evan: BRO HES HACKING BRO ITS LAG BRO BRO BRO
luke: you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

known issue

A fault or defect in a system or machine that has been documented, but not yet fixed. A "known issue" differs from a "bug" in the sense that "bugs" are unknown, or at the very least undocumented.

"Customer Service, how may I help you?"
"Oh my god! I bought your new product and when I turned it on it began systematically hunting and killing my friends and family!"
"Yes, that is a known issue."
"What?!"
"It's documented."

by Jeff Rider October 18, 2007

Brother Issues

When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.

A- “Damn he has brother issues”

B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”

by I’m A Dinosaur 🦕 March 15, 2022

standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Lady issue

A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.

Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?

Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.

Person one: Why, what's wrong?

Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'

Person one: Why's that?

Person two: I just came off my lady issue

by Miss Chavez July 27, 2011

polarized issue

An issue that has been made to appear black or white, wrong or right, one way or the other. These issues are intended to appear as though there are no other alternatives. People tend to polarize issues in an attempt to further their religious, environmental or political agendas.

"It's a polarized issue, you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."

"They polarize the issue to make it look like everyone either supports homosexuality or hates homosexuals."

by atomzer0 March 18, 2006

Mommy Issues

These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).

Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting

-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing

Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional

-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity

"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1

"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2

by Hija de la gran puta May 18, 2023