My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
by shortbuskid October 14, 2007
A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
by SwiftRich March 18, 2008
A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.
My Life Is Twilight sucks.
by MLIA reader95 April 22, 2010
(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010
Used to express when someone does something or lives in a way that makes your life seem inferior in comparison
by KristenAndFriends July 05, 2017
someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone
in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life
by sherika February 11, 2008
A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
The SAN is down?! FSCK My Life.
by CleffedUp July 27, 2009