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Tex-Mex-Sex

Having sex with a person from Texas who is mexican. This word is particularly used for an attractive mexican female.
A: I'm going to Texas next week! Gonna meet a mexican Girl.

B: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Mex-Sex!!
by LeeSinToMe April 1, 2014
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Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.
All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job
by Petersonn June 21, 2006
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tex mex jumbalaya jig

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.
Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch
by spacob jurgeon November 15, 2010
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Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.
Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
I know right.”
by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020
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Tex

When used properly, it refers to men who have to sit or squat when they urinate.
Tex is in the bathroom stall, it's uncomfortable for him to use the urinal
by Ragandnomax September 16, 2015
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Dirty Tex

The act of slathering rocky road ice cream on your penis, then having dirty anal sex and trying to figure out if the ice cream is still on your penis or if you became captain poop dick.
I got drunk last night and gave that hoe a dirty tex!
by Unclefucker89 December 19, 2022
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