Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags

here comes a bridge tester.

by topher marcheese December 20, 2007

tit tosterones

Another phrase for boobies and made famous by my bff. haha.

Look at those tit tosterones! They are huge! Lol!

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

beta tester

A west Los Angeles blues aficianado

The Beta Testers; blues band

by JBoogie April 9, 2005

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

testeoplasty

What is needed by men after the age of 50. The repair of the "Saggy Old Man Ball Syndrome" or in other words a ball lift.

Dude, I'm going in for a testeoplasty today - my nuts are a risin!

by westberry May 6, 2008