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Terracotta Pie

I love to eat my Japanese girlfriends terracotta pie.
by Tom Gordon November 4, 2006
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Terracotta Pie

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"
by RedHorse June 16, 2009
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terranova

A very modern hiphop group. On the label Copasetik. Terranova is also a nice way to say "new land."
Got the new Terranova LP. It's mad sick.
by Seb April 26, 2004
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Terran

Terran is this awesome amazing girl, who is an awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend.
Terran is a great friend
by Jasmine Davis February 12, 2017
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Terranism

A fictional religion created by the Supreme Leader Lord Terrance. This religion is highly strict in its beliefs.
Terranism is the best religion ever!
by STTPC Canada Inc. March 30, 2021
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terraforming

Sitting on the toilet and taking a crap of such unusual size and amount that it rises above the water level of the toilet, resembling land forming in an ocean.
Oh my god, did THAT come out of me? It looks like I was terraforming Mars or something!
by Ragle April 6, 2009
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Terrans

bleh, i can find all my books except the starcraft ones, anyway, the jist of it is that in the distant future, most of the inhabitable places in the galaxy have been put under human control, and they know of no other intelligent species in the universe, so, the UED (united earth directorate) goes on a mission to cleanse the world of all of the criminals, causing the most widescale genocide i nthe history of the earth, killing billions, and when there were few enough left, they were imprisoned. The government, however, wanted to do a study to find other planets that could be considered inhabitable, so before all of the criminals on earth died in a cell, the scientists took apporiximately a million or something, put them on three ships, one with the most advanced comm system in the history of mankind, and launched them off asleep (you'd think they'd learn from australia that they'd find land they'd want back).

The lead ship, however, malfunctioned, and veered of course, without the advanced cpu leading them, the other two ships, completely unmanned, except for the computer on the first ship leading them, veered as well, for what was guessed to be a few hundred years, one ship landed on one planet, one on another and so on, all within the same galaxy, and the survivors found themselves on inhabitable planets (except for one where they all died, there were actually 5 or so but some died and one landed on the same planet as another). at first these people, later to be dubbed "Terrans" had no idea of the other civilizations, until they grew to space superpowers, at which time they found their brethren, rejoiced, and then the biggest colony started waring with them.

this was short lived however, because as they would soon find out, a grand plan had the Terrans and the Zerg and Protoss (failed attempts at playing god by the Xel' Naga) meeting in a grand battle to shake the stars.
"hey what do you suppose happened to those criminals we sent off and lost communication about?" Lenny- "it's a secret" Carl- "shuuutuuuuuup"

"The terrans will be a big problem for the zerg, the zerg for the protoss, and the protoss for the terran, use this strat in game"
by /\_/Tyrant\_/\ December 29, 2005
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