Teddy

Nickname for the Spider Grenade in Dystopia; taken from the PHWComics. Believed to be named after the lead coder, Teddy.

Light: "You named you Spider Grenade?"
Heavy: "GO TEDDY! GO!"

by Fenrir Valdesti September 30, 2005

Teddy

The lead artist of 1TYM

T to the E the D the D Y gotcho Y'lin' on this shit like boom shakalakalaka

by Ruben August 13, 2004

Teddy

depending on what your birth name is , you either suck choade or are really attractive... if your birth name starts with e like edmond or edward you are the worst possible human being, annoying, ugly, fagatron, etc... if your birth name starts with t like theodore then you are the shit! you are most likely extremely attractive and funny

wait ok so your name is teddy right? what's your birth name, because if its something that starts with "e" then we gonna have some major problems

by bugsbunny86 February 17, 2010

Teddy

A beer. Term originates from football player Teddy Bruschi (pronounced brew-ski).

Nick: Hey Ward, how about you do something for once in your life and grab me a Teddy.

Ward: Don't worry H, I got it

H: Fuck you guys

by Jarvis Shoelaces January 23, 2006

teddy

another name for a beer.

it is derived from the middle linebacker of the new england patriots, Teddy Bruschi. another name for a beer is bruschi, and since his first name is teddy, you just use that. his name brings it all together.
--- Beer = Bruschi = Teddy, therefore, Beer = Teddy

We picked up some teddys and went to the party, and proceeded to pun mad bitches.

by j> January 25, 2006

teddy

Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.

That girl is such a teddy

by deerpark2016 August 17, 2016

teddy

Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021