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slangin' tang

The act of a female prostituting. A dirty ass slut bitch letting lonely, loser guys pound her hotdog-down-a-hallway of a vagina for money.
"Hey Candy do you wanna go to the movies tonight with me and the girls?"

"Awww I can't, my pimp Rodney's got me slangin' tang all over town tonight."
by FilthyMan69 December 9, 2007
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Super Tang

A shit-brown beverage consisting of one part Tang, one part Jager, and five parts regret on the rocks.
Gordon: Hey bro, want some of this Super Tang?
Coleman: FUCK NO!
by Poop Drink Savant January 6, 2013
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Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016
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Stray Tang

Stray Tang, derived from Poontang, meaning pussy. Stray tang is another term for hooking up with single girls that you've met for the first time.
Yo Jon, Let's go out tonight and get some Stray Tang
by Mr. Bravoooooo March 21, 2009
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Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
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Spoon Tang

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang
by candyboi62 September 2, 2010
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Sheena Tang

A bimbotic Chinese horse that always has a long face. She may seem bright but is not really mentally capable. This type of horse has exceptionally large thighs and can neigh he loudest of all the breeds. It loves to eat carrots especially in classrooms.
Hey! look at that bimbotic long faced girl, she must be a sheena tang.
by The Blackbean October 16, 2012
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