6ft tall

Something Ksi lies about.

Ksi is proven to be under 6ft tall

Him: I wasn’t wearing shoes

by Ihaveabigbrain July 20, 2020

tallstaffed

Another word for being cock slapped

Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.

by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009

Tallahassee Jackhammer

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.

Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.

by watermelawn March 17, 2017

Tallahassee Tussle

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle

Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you

by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019

clout tails

What "clout chasers" ride. When one uses someone else’s clout to achieve the appearance of possessing more clout than they actually have.

Like a leach firmly affixed to the lamb-soft skin on a hosts scrotum, Josh is known to ride the "clout tails" of his unsuspecting victims like the parasite he it.

by CLOUT COMMANDER 69 February 26, 2020