tsitsipas

an obnoxiously long bathroom break at work to reduce stress, avoid other people, or anger the tennis Gods

I heard Joe is presenting today, no doubt he is taking a tsitsipas.

by Yuri Zhivago September 3, 2021

titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.

joshua licked finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her his titmus test.

by joshua burns August 23, 2006

tmitm

Tmitm means Text Me In The Morning

K gn tmitm

by Doglova November 20, 2016

TSIM

That Shit Is Money. Basically means: That Shit Is Money.

Joe: Hey Jim, check out all of the hair on my back! Have you ever seen so much back hair??

Jim: Whoa Joe, TSIM.

by Dustin Pedroia May 1, 2008

titmos

oversized bigfoot boobies

that girl sure does have some titmos

by redsnotlights January 2, 2006

Titmo

fuck my life, someone who is having a shitty day or moment

Titmo, my mom just grounded me yet i had a great date

Titmo, i just shit my pants in public

by Nickoolas DeFalco July 11, 2009

Tsitsi

Now this here is a name for the baddest bitch out there. (its just one and she's mine haha). Tsitsi is unsurprisingly self centered, egocentric, selfish, full of herself, stubborn, big headed and would appear incapable of removing her head from her own rather voluptuous ass. But in truth she's only that way coz she knows she is undeserving of the mediocrity the world (and you) has to offer. She knows she is the poster child of excellence. She can't help but not give a fuck about ya'll salty cray wannabes. Secretly she laughs about ya'll naive people who think they competing with her, you all just entertainment to her.

Tsitsi's leftovers are way too good for you. Can i have some?

by theannoyingbruce October 22, 2016