Tristan 

A strikingly handsome caucasian male,with an insane amount of sexual endurence,and hosts his own late night talk show with only the highest class porn stars.a man with a penis that grows on a reguler basis,shedding its skin like a snake,but instead o rubbing it against a hard surface to increase speed of shedding,he prefers smoothe moist areas to rub against.his most populer movies include "top gun","mission impossible", starring as tom cruis's stunt double, NOTE:you can easilly spot him by the large buldge in his pants,and minus the homosexual tendincys of tom cruise"and he doesnt drink beer,but WHEN HE DOES!he prefers doseches.stay thirsty my freinds.

girl:did you see the review of alexis texis on tristan austin's "TIgole' Bitties!"

girl 2:yes,just his bulde got me soacked

Tristan by BOOMdawg June 11, 2011

Tristan 

Your first love. The kind of boy that will always just be in your life. You are constantly reminded of him by everything.

I can't stop thinking about Tristan, is that bad?

Tristan by Pomegranate88 June 24, 2017

tristan 

a super simp who’s probably talking to 10 other girls, but will never get one. He WILL slide into ur dm’s so be aware.

So this tristan just dmed me and imma leave him on read

tristan by dkjaldjalfd October 13, 2020

Tristan 

Tristan is guy who is rlly horny and has serious trust issues, if you ever date a Tristan be warned he will never let you go, if he falls for you he will fall hard. Ladies I would tell you to stay the hell away from a Tristan he will always hold on to you and at first you will think it's cute how clingy he is but then it gets worse and worse the longer your with him. No lies here he is a fine ass motherfucker

Good Luck if you are dating a Tristan

Have u seen Tristan

yeah ik he is sooooo hot

Tristan by comeatmebitch2005 March 18, 2020

Tristan 

A Tristan is a total douchbag and is a giant dick. He is the worst person in the world. He is worse then all those Russians.

Oh look it's a Tristan we should run away.

Tristan by Bob the toaster 🍞🍞 April 4, 2017

Tristan 

Tristan is beautiful. She is smart. She is athletic.She is pretty.She is loyal. You should be lucky to have Tristan as your best friend. She is also really honest and true.

Tristan is my best friend!

Tristan by 1234lunch buddy May 12, 2018

Tristan 

He is a amazing person. He is sweet and always tired. When you see Tristan you'll be like wow he is amazing. DON'T get on his bad side. His smile is perfect.

Tristan is the most amazing person.

Tristan by <3 :3 ;) :( November 21, 2018