Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.

Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.

by etCetera69 August 11, 2014

triple threat

The mixing of three dangerous substances.

Step one: Chugging a form of alcohol
Step two: Taking several hits off of a blunt
Step three: Taking a pill of some sort

John: “Bro did you see Karter do that triple threat last night?”
Dean: “No but he’ll have a hell of a day today.”

by kimberjames December 29, 2018

Triple threat

Beautiful, smart, great personality/character

The girls were all jealous because Natalie was a triple threat and the guys were drawn to her beauty, intelligence, and charming personality.

by Sapiosexual Triple Threat June 27, 2019

Triple threat

Triple threat when you cum,piss,and shit one after another or at the same time.

Dude Jake just did a fat triple threat

by Ripo60 May 24, 2019

Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go

Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"

by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023

The triple threat G EAZY

The biggest baddest bitch in the game.

In fact she flipped the game on its head and now owns an army of at least 50,000. Plus a few others also worship this elusive goddess card.

Did you see THE TRIPLE THREAT G EAZY SHE he ZIGZAG on those pussies? They gon' get the fuck outta dodge. Triple threat is the most talented player, coach and head of the clubs.

by Smartypantsshakeanddance November 14, 2021