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TOSERS is an acronym for the Terms Of use Enorcement Response Squad, a fictional faction from the gaming machinima series, Arby n the Chief , this faction is designed to uphold the Microsoft terms of usage policy by dealing out a different degree of punishment in accordance to the severity of the breach of the terms of use.
The TOSERS have their own ranking system, with greater equipment and priveliges being granted as one increases in rank, this system is as follows:
Level -1 (limited weapons and equipnent, and no authority, in addition, they must be accompanied by a lv 0 or above supervisor)
Level 0 (access to basic weapons and can ban temporarily to a maximum of three days)
Level 1 (access to most weapons, power to ban permanently)
Level 2 (access to all weapons, assigned to hacking division, full priveliges)
Level 3 (command structure, full control of TOSERS organisation)
(All TOSERS below lv2 are assigned to moderation duties in matchmade games)

The idea of a moderator occupying every game in progress disgusts some, who see it as an infringement on their gaming freedom, which has, in some cases, provoked action against the gaming community, one such group is the hackers , Chaos Theosis
"freeze, TOSERS get down on the f*cking ground"- Master chief
"look at those TOSERS, they think that they are gods"-anonnymous
"The TOSERS are here to serve"- anonnymous
"the TOSERS have far too much power"- anonnymous
"we are the TOSERS, and we are here for you"- LV 0 TOSER
TOSERS by StupidTheron September 3, 2011
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BOMB TOSSER 

Did you see that bomb tosser at the gas station?
BOMB TOSSER by AJ19692002 December 29, 2007
A term of endearment and praise for someone who rides a BMW GS motorcycle
tosser by Zmeagol February 10, 2005
A word often used to describe someone who likes to masturbate more often than is considered normal or a word that is often used to describe someone who is being, quite simply, a prick.
Neil: Ah, Fred. I see thy has a couple o' packs o' fags on tha' lap.
Fred: Aye?
Neil: Lend us one, cock.
Fred: Not today, cock. Thy'll have to get thy own.
Neil: Tha's nowt but a tosser.

OR

Neil: How many times has thy tossed off today, Fred?
Fred: Twenty, twenty-one. Why, cock?
Neil: 'Cause tha's nowt but a tosser.
Tosser by Kenny Cartter June 22, 2008
A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."

"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"

"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"

"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."

"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
tosser by JoanBennett February 26, 2009
The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.
People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
Tosser by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.
Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"
Tosser by mr. mike July 31, 2017