Tokyo Optician

A sexually promiscuous young lady, ie. someone who has seen her fair share of jap's eyes

"Hey, I think I'm in there..."
"Don't flatter yourself my friend, she's a Tokyo optician."

by Patrick Antonis August 31, 2006

Tokyo Tapioca

When the masseuse at the Asian massage parlor gets on a rides your stiff one eye for an extra Ben Franklin and her last appointment’s nut load starts to run down your knob.

I hope my massage this week just ends with a happy ending and not Tokyo Tapioca like last time.

After working my shoulders, I slipped her a quick Ben. Next thing I know she’s on top riding me cowgirl with the Tokyo Tapioca coating my cock n balls.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2018

Tokyo Cream

To ejaculate inside somebody and then proceed to cannibalize them as if they were a homemade twinkie.

“Strong Kongou totally just tokyo creamed that guy that failed Takeshi’s Castle.”

by Night Badger June 14, 2019

Trapped in Tokyo

To get high with a lot of people you don't even know

Bro she got trapped in Tokyo last night

by Dr. Etymology June 20, 2020

paris tokyo

An expression used when someone has crossed eyes. Signifying that one eye is looking at paris and the other is looking at tokyo.

Was that guy looking at you? Or me? I dunno man, he was Paris Tokyo!

by UncleRicky March 27, 2016

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

by Ben&Kev November 13, 2010

Tokyo Toshokan

The best place/site to get all all your needs from Japan. All of your anime, manga, music, and much more needs are at this site, all require Bittorrent to download though.

(Browsing on Tokyo Toshokan one afternoon...) Oh, look! Coal-Guys released a new fan-subbed episode of K-ON! I'm gonna download it now!

by Maid-Mio September 20, 2009