Titus’ Arch

A sexual act where a man gets into a bridge position and the woman sits on top. Upon sitting, the man asks if she knows a man named Titus. When she replies no, he says: “Titus your mom!”

How was Sarah last night?
It was great, we had a crazy Titus’ Arch!

by donnyfreedom July 27, 2018

Titus O'Neil

Violently face fucking a girl so her gaggjng noises sound like a barking seal, all while raising your arms above your head in the same motion as professional wrestler Titus O'Neil's pre match pose.

Me: I made Brooke bark like a seal last night
Cameron: Lol How?
Me: I gave that ho a Titus O'Neil lol

by betrayal4life February 20, 2015

Titus'd

Hurting yourself doing something of basic athleticism, or routine, simple and supposedly harmless

Me "What wrong with your back?"
You " I Titus'd it trying step up two stairs instead of stepping one at a time"

by Charlitosway October 18, 2019

Titus bearden

Titus bearden is the epitome of charisma and success. Known as the "Top G," he exudes confidence and possesses an impressive physical presence. His intellect is sharp, his appearance is both handsome and irresistibly sexy, and his financial acumen ensures he always makes money. Titus is adored by all the girls, captivating them with his charm and allure.

Girl 1: Have you heard about Titus bearden They call him the Top G for a reason.

Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.

Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!

Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.

Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?

Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.

Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.

Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.

by Luxecarmakestiktok June 23, 2024

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Kevin Titus

The greatest man to roam the earth. Should be treaded with the upmost respect, like a god in fact.

‘Woah’
‘What’s up’
‘That guy over there, he’s Kevin Titus’
‘Oh shit’ (Bowing frantically)

by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009