Timsterism

1. The religion for the aspiring singer/songwriter Tim Hatten.

Person 1-"So, back on the topic of religion, what did you say you worship?"
Person 2-"Timsterism. It's for Tim Hatten. He makes music and stuff."
1-"Well, that's interesting...I guess."
2-"It's also for the people that listen to his music. They're called Timsters, like Nicki Manaj calls her fans her Barbies."
1-"Ah... Makes sense now."

by Skycrashingcloudcatcher July 8, 2012

Tim’s

Short for Timberland the shoe brand

Boy: Yo check out my new Tim’s
Friend: Check out my new Jay’s
Other friend: Check out my new kicks

by Note2Self September 3, 2019

timster

a person who resembles will ferrel and bruce willis, very beliigerent, likes to get big air, raging his face off is his favorite past time.

Dude, look at timster raging his face off while getting big air

by rydick January 22, 2012

timshel

The unfortunate act of wiping your butt and getting poop on your hands.

"Damn it! I wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my ass and timsheled on my fingers!"

"That's okay I bro, I timshel all the time...just don't forget to wash your hands."

by Scooby Don't July 26, 2016

timstine

a brainie retard

timmy the timstine is a retard but knows the square route of 10,000,000

by mr c guller October 16, 2008

Timstain

When your friend Tim tells you to get a job but you are fine being a neet fuck.

I was going to have a good day but it started getting cloudy outside, and I was railroaded by a grade 8 timstain.

by Cynabal2 June 12, 2018

Timsey

When your becoming partly drunk but your not fully drunk yet, so you are feeling very timsey

Person 1 “Bruv we’ve had so many magners tonight how you feeling??”
Person 2 “Bro i’m feeling proper timsey right now”

by Bigman3000 February 27, 2019