Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.
by Jethro December 6, 2003

to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?
-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
by ru 2010 March 18, 2011

by yeeeaaaah December 9, 2011

The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.
Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker
This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"
by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.
by Asmoker July 30, 2010

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.
Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.
Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump
Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump
by P.Cip January 25, 2011
