Theo

The most evil being to exist. He will kill anyone who oppsoses him and his goal in life is to go to hell and meet the devil. He is also a huge fan of torture,murder, and blenders.

Devil: I want Theo to be my friend.

Theo by hippyboiz June 24, 2018

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literally Satan

Luis Fonsi: Bro you see that Theo he's such a bitch
Kanye:Yes

Theo by PrayForKanye April 16, 2019

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Can be annoying and clingy but really funny and loves to help people there all kind

Have you met Theo?
Yeah hes kinda annoying 😂

Theo by Ialwaysusemyfamily June 9, 2019

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A man who will be forever alone and will have to live in his parents house as long as he lives. He is also a very small funny twat.

“ OMG he is such a Theo”

Theo by Steventheman May 14, 2020

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A person who everyone should be very cautious of. He is an entitled, really manipulative and coersive person, who seems like a nice guy at first but this is only a tactic to get close to you. He pretends to be a feminist but is super sexist and mysogynistic. He is the epitome of small dick energy.

I thought that he was nice but I guess he's just another theo.
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo

Theo by sweet_dab June 2, 2020

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smallest dick ever i compared a pea to it and the pea absolutely crushed that limp dick mf

bro gets no bitches

once upon a time in a distant land full of people with big dicks named abi there was a guy called theo with the tineist fucking dick, in fact it was so small that scientists called it a marvel

ha ha bro probably got no balls to

theo by mya's coochie February 24, 2022

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A kid named Tim who really wants to change his name to a very queer name such as Theo

"Hey my names Tim but please start calling me Theo"

Theo by DefinitionSquad October 24, 2018

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