The act of urinating in a letterbox for a few shits and giggles. Most commonly performed on a drunken mission.
by Brett Cresendo June 24, 2006
Get the swampmug. Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"
by callaham April 22, 2010
Get the swamp jockeymug. by djd10990 March 12, 2018
Get the Swamp Gangmug. A medical condition caused by outdoor activities in the heat. Occurs when one sweats profusely in the crotchal area, causing the area to become swampy and nasty. Also the name of popular Texas softball team.
by DirtNasty June 26, 2008
Get the swamp sacmug. The prettiest woman in rural backwoods or swamp areas. She looks good because she is better looking than the other ugly women found in the area. Most likely to be found at the bar and sighted by a man who has had too much to drink.
Drunk - "Hey bartender, see that pretty little swamp angel over there. I'm gonna try and take her home tonight."
Bartender - "You might want to take off your beer goggles and re-examine her."
Drunk - "I'm not drunk, she's beautiful!"
Bartender - "You might want to take off your beer goggles and re-examine her."
Drunk - "I'm not drunk, she's beautiful!"
by m.ick December 2, 2010
Get the Swamp Angelmug. by crustycrocs September 2, 2019
Get the shrek's swampmug. A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.
by Coggy-Geary January 19, 2021
Get the Swamp Creammug.