Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

stand-in boyfriend

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend

Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.

by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013

Bong Stand

Just like a keg stand but using a bong instead.

Created by some idiot from Stoneham

Fuck it I am doing a bong stand. Wtf is a bong stand. You’re about to find out.

by Biggamejame$ July 29, 2018

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Stand Down

Stop what you are doing.

I suggest you stand down before this gets out of hand.

by Frostbackusa October 2, 2016

Chad Standing

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.

This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.

by Johnnyll July 1, 2022

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020