the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

The Breakup Song

We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't

The Breakup Song

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

end of the world song

The song you would listen to if you knew the world was going to end.

My end of the world song is Je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson

by Knock Twice for the Truth November 26, 2021

reprise the theme song and roll the credits

inside joke between speedy and funk

Jezca: "I wish i were in on this..."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

the naughty song

A damn good song. Good to freak to.

I practically got ass-raped during "The Naughty Song" !

by XamenYerZipper May 8, 2008

"Likes it in the Hole" Song

A song sung in high school locker rooms, mostly by wrestlers. The song uses a name that is 3 syllables long. It is about gay someone is and how he "likes it in the hole."

"Likes it in the Hole" Song

"Shia Labeouf likes it in the hole
Shia Labeouf's gonna take it in the hole
Hoo Hoo Hoo
Shia Labeouf likes it in the ass
Shia Labeouf's gonna take it in the ass
Hee Hee Hee"
...and so and so forth

by FLIPFLOPFLIPFLOP March 8, 2010

the fanjita song

the song D.L.B sing to lisa when he wants a hug.

D.L.B - "Lisa, i'll get ur fanjita, if you don't give me, a big hug-ga."

by GirlSkater April 12, 2004