The Selleck

When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus.

Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it burns when I pee!

by Vegas & B-Daws June 18, 2004

The Sellars

1 - noun; possibly the most boring device in human existance, tedious and confusing. Will create statements such as "yes, yes, disgruntled goat" and "this ... is the law!"

2 - noun; similar to Satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.

1 - "Damn Lacey! That paint is about as exciting as The Sellars!"

2 - Speaks for itself: similar to satan ... if he were a monotoned transexual.

by faithful student July 26, 2008

dropping the smellies

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

the smelly tuna

When a woman sleeps around too many times with out washing... The smelly tuna.

Hey bro did you smell that smelly tuna?

I sure did. I ate it last night, it wasn’t too bad.

Just remember bro if it smells like fish, it’s a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. The smelly tuna.

by Smells like fish February 9, 2018

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

The Shell

“The shell” refers to an extremely effective defensive formation found in Master’s (old man) competitive soccer. Nobody on the team really knows what it is but just saying the words “the shell” makes each player uttering these words under their breath think of a turtle, retreating into it’s fused bone shell, impenetrable and able to withstand a lot of pressure.

1. It was the shell that gave Surrey United Masters A their edge over other teams.

by whitestryder December 11, 2018

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008