plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

Planking

The act of laying around in random places motionless.

Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.

I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.

by Mister Doob July 16, 2013

planking

Lying face down on the ground with arms to the side of the body in unusual places to get a ''wtf?'' from people who are not accustomed to this activity.

Many plankers will take pictures of their planking and post them to the Internets to arouse laughter.

Some idiots might plank in unsafe places, resulting in stupid injuries.

Danny: Hey Drogo, did you hear what happened to Viserys?
Drogo: No, what did your idiot brother do again?
Danny: He was planking on train tracks and got hit by a train.
Drogo: Stupid Dragon.

by tincel1372 October 13, 2011

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011

No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic

We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

Planking

When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.

Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?

Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!

by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011