noodling

the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole

have you ever tried noodling?

by idkwhattopithere January 11, 2022

noodling

The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.

I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.

by noodle master March 29, 2010

noodle

A nickname for a good, smart and loving child (usually of your own) between the ages of 0 - 6.

Person 1: "Is that your kid? He's adorable and fairly well behaved! How old is he?

Person 2: "Thank you! He is 4. He is such a good Noodle."

by hairofthedog92 October 14, 2020

Noodle

Noodle

Cool cool noodles

by Beanie bean boy boy August 12, 2018

noodles

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021

Noodles

A nickname for someone whose body reminds you of pasta. Leg day is apparently not a priority.

"Aye yo Noodles!" Denise yelled at Efren emphasizing his lack of calf muscle.

by Blackcat2020 July 8, 2017

noodles

ramen noodles were made by romans since its called ramen noodles

someone: hey did you know that ramen noodles are roman

someone's friend: what

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 20, 2021