Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

The milkman

A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women

Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman

by R1cobkny March 5, 2023

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024

Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025