Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024

Milkman

This is the act of someone who milks a cow and or women, selling it for a profit

I'm a milkman my wife has a lot to share

by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018

Milkman

Steve Bobby Culas

Steve is a milkman

by Chaos 20 January 18, 2024

Milkman

The walking buzzword drone. Drops “ontologically” and “objectively” in every sentence somehow makes everything sound serious. Milkman vc is hell, nothing good has ever come out of it, only noise and earrape.

“Milkman vc is active? Yeah, there’s no saving this.”

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017