jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.

"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."

by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008

jump the shark

The moment when a show is no longer worth watching due to a very contrived episode. The term comes from the Happy Days Hawaii miniseries.

When did Voyager jump the shark?

A. Seven of Nine
B. The Year of Hell
C. Chakotay's vision quests
D. Day one

by Xyzzy May 4, 2005

Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

Jump The Dyke

When your family and everyone around you supports a football (soccer team) then you grow up to support their rivals.

Andy is a jump the dyke cause he supports celtic when his dad is a big Rangers fan.

by 72watp March 16, 2011

jump the sand

The time of the night when a person finally cleans the sand out of their vagina and starts drinking and having fun.

Maybe if we both drink enough we can convince Andy to jump the sand and start to drink too.

by Bob Abooey September 10, 2005

jump-the-shark

After some significant event, everything from then on is terrible.

The rock band Metallica really 'jumped the shark' when they released 'Master of Puppets'.

by Lord Richard May 25, 2003