Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

glide and glint

(v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.

(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.

1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.

by esandel August 26, 2018

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018

Glide

A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer

Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide

by crazychickling July 3, 2019

Sugar Gliding

The art of manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva, and labia. Aka the female handjob. Not to be confused with fingering.

Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.

by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019

douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017